I am Lo-Pan!

17 Years ago I was born. Ronald Richardson, bound to be the greatest man to ever walk the earth, even Jesus! Yes I said it, Jesus to! Although I was defeated once in battle, by Maddox, webmaster of http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/ - a Literary genius. This guy thinks he’s better than everyone, anyways… I was defeated in battle. Then I resurrected, and I am now Almost-Human.net aka ronaldarichardson.com - Shortening the domain helps a lot on the traffic, and makes it easier to tell people about. All I have to do is figure out what they call this —> “-,” is it a minus or a dash? Almost minus Human, or Almost dash Human .net. I’m going with dash. Well back on to topic. I’m this 17 year old guy, who is bound to become ruler of the universe. I am bound to become a literary genius as well, just like George Ouzounian. Because he is 30 years old, meaning he will die before me. Giving me time to make my legacy. I was going to become a genius musician, but I like John Mayer to much to take his place.

This post is mainly just a bunch of random rambling about crap, just to let the world know I’m still alive, and that I have nothing to blog about.

If anything I am ruler of the world, mars, universe, heaven, hell, other dimensions, the galaxy, all galaxies, your mind, and your soul! I haven’t had a great idea in a while, lately I’ve just been rambling about how great the next release of Verdis is going to be, and giving people BETA cd’s. Anyways the final wont be for another week or two.

I can’t wait to go back to school, I haven’t been able to talk to many girls lately like you get to do at school. School is a good place to get hooked up, espescially at my school I have choices. I recently saw Batman, that was a gay movie, nothing like I expected, I thought to see some reality like, dark, grim, batman “Dark Knight,” as portrayed in the comics.

Oh yeah, that is Spawn with batman, what a beastly photo. Someday my art will look like that, the ruler of the world does have to be able to draw like a beast as well.

Oh this reminds me of the better and more kick-ass film coming out, Spawn! I wanted to remake it in my lifetime since the first one was cool, but looked like crap. The sequel doesn’t seem to be that great, as Spawn doesn’t even have a damn speaking part in HIS movie. What’s wrong Todd McFarlane! As a fan I was expecting more! Anyways, the movie comes out this year, 2008. It’s probably going to be crap, but great if it is, I’ll be able to make my Spawn movie version, when I’m rich, and it’s going to kick ass!

I can’t wait till the movie comes out, I think it will be worth the watch. Screw “Dark Knight,” Spawn rocks!

P.S. Wanted was better than “Dark knight” - Don’t believe him

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